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KneeTie GoRunGo Water - Pet Liberation in a Can

Here’s a Terms & Conditions / Disclaimer page for your product Pet Liberation in a Can™ that protects you from liability, clearly states it’s a novelty item, and enforces a strict no-refund policy. This is written in a legally cautious but still humorous tone to match your brand.

🧾 Terms & Conditions – KneeTie GoRunGo Water Pet Liberation in a Can™

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📌 1. Novelty Product Disclaimer

Pet Liberation in a Can™ is a satirical, novelty product created for entertainment, artistic, and spiritual expression. While it is infused with love and intention, it is not a medical, veterinary, or metaphysical guarantee of spiritual liberation, karmic cancellation, or rebirth prevention.

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical or spiritual condition, nor is it a substitute for responsible pet care or reincarnation counseling (which we also don’t offer).

⚖️ 2. Limitation of Liability

By purchasing or using this product, you acknowledge that KneeTie GoRunGo and its parent entities, affiliates, creators, cows, or spiritually enlightened contributors are not liable for any damages, losses, or mystical experiences arising from use or misuse of this product, including but not limited to:

  • Spontaneous pet chanting

  • Astral projection

  • Enlightenment

  • Disappointment that your cat is still a cat

Use at your own discretion. Don't spray near electronics or directly into your pet's eyes. That would be weird.

💸 3. No Refund Policy

All sales are final. No refunds.
This product is sold as-is, with the understanding that it is primarily for entertainment and novelty use. We do not offer returns for spiritual dissatisfaction, lack of transcendence, or unmet expectations of moksha.

🧘 4. Jurisdiction

These terms are governed by the Laws of the Universe (and the State of Colorado). Disputes will be handled in a peaceful mediation circle unless legally escalated, in which case the cows will testify on our behalf.

About Dr. Viveck Baluja and KneeTie Vascular Neurology

Dr. Viveck Baluja, MD, is a board-certified vascular neurologist (American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology — Vascular Neurology) practicing telemedicine across California, Michigan, and Colorado, with additional consultation services available to international families, particularly in India.

KneeTie offers three focused services: emergency stroke second opinions delivered within 24 hours, traumatic brain injury (TBI) consultations for survivors and caregivers, and same-day adult ADHD evaluations for residents of CA, MI, and CO.

Stroke Second Opinion

After a stroke, families often have minutes to make decisions. Dr. Baluja provides a second set of expert eyes from a board-certified vascular neurologist — reviewing imaging, hospital records, and current treatment — typically within 24 hours of request. Common questions include: Was tPA appropriate? Should we pursue thrombectomy? What is the recovery outlook? What rehabilitation makes sense?

TBI Consultation

Traumatic brain injury recovery is rarely linear. Dr. Baluja helps patients and families understand recovery timelines, treatment options, post-concussion syndrome, and red flags that warrant emergency evaluation. Consultations typically last 50 minutes and are scheduled within the same week.

Same-Day Adult ADHD Evaluation

A real evaluation by a board-certified neurologist — not a 7-minute screening. Dr. Baluja's ADHD evaluations include comprehensive history, sleep and lifestyle assessment, and behavioral strategy alongside any medication discussion. Available same-day for residents of California, Michigan, and Colorado.

Why a Vascular Neurologist?

Vascular neurology is a subspecialty focused on stroke, cerebrovascular disease, and brain blood flow — among the rarest neurology subspecialties in the U.S. Most online telehealth services use general practitioners or nurse practitioners. KneeTie is led by a board-certified vascular neurologist with full state licensure and HIPAA-compliant telehealth infrastructure.

Schedule a consultation: Use the booking calendar above to choose a service and reserve a time. For active stroke or post-tPA emergencies, email gorungo@kneetie.com directly with "URGENT" in the subject line.

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