KneeTie GoRunGo Water - Pet Liberation in a Can

Here’s a Terms & Conditions / Disclaimer page for your product Pet Liberation in a Can™ that protects you from liability, clearly states it’s a novelty item, and enforces a strict no-refund policy. This is written in a legally cautious but still humorous tone to match your brand.

🧾 Terms & Conditions – KneeTie GoRunGo Water Pet Liberation in a Can™

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📌 1. Novelty Product Disclaimer

Pet Liberation in a Can™ is a satirical, novelty product created for entertainment, artistic, and spiritual expression. While it is infused with love and intention, it is not a medical, veterinary, or metaphysical guarantee of spiritual liberation, karmic cancellation, or rebirth prevention.

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical or spiritual condition, nor is it a substitute for responsible pet care or reincarnation counseling (which we also don’t offer).

⚖️ 2. Limitation of Liability

By purchasing or using this product, you acknowledge that KneeTie GoRunGo and its parent entities, affiliates, creators, cows, or spiritually enlightened contributors are not liable for any damages, losses, or mystical experiences arising from use or misuse of this product, including but not limited to:

• Spontaneous pet chanting

• Astral projection

• Enlightenment

• Disappointment that your cat is still a cat

Use at your own discretion. Don't spray near electronics or directly into your pet's eyes. That would be weird.

💸 3. No Refund Policy

All sales are final. No refunds.
This product is sold as-is, with the understanding that it is primarily for entertainment and novelty use. We do not offer returns for spiritual dissatisfaction, lack of transcendence, or unmet expectations of moksha.

🧘 4. Jurisdiction

These terms are governed by the Laws of the Universe (and the State of Colorado). Disputes will be handled in a peaceful mediation circle unless legally escalated, in which case the cows will testify on our behalf.