🧘‍♂️ What is this?

This is not hydration.
This is liberation.
Each can of KneeTie GoRunGo Water™ is spiritually charged to liberate pets from the cycle of rebirth — and simultaneously fund technologies that help liberate humans from mental suffering, addiction, and neurological emergencies.

Only 1,000 cans will ever exist.
The first can sold for $1 million.
The price increases by $100,000 per can.
The last one? $100 million.

“The more karma you delay, the more it costs to cancel.”

💸 What You’re Buying

When you purchase a can of KneeTie GoRunGo Water, you are:

• 🐶 Sponsoring the liberation of thousands of animals from karmic loops

• 🧠 Funding AI-based stroke and addiction prevention for children

• 🧘‍♀️ Becoming a patron saint of emotional healing technology

• 💎 Joining an ultra-elite, spiritual legacy investor club